Nonsense. I love you!

Anon-I'd want to see oneshot in which Ellen says that Portia wastes her life with her cuz she's old and stuff about being old and Portia argues that it's not true, please

Ellen(pov)

I'm not one to read tabloids or anything either am I one I go to the grocery store but I had some errands to run.  I went to go get a couple of things and when I'm at the check out place I see a magazine that is throwing shade at the age difference between me and Porsche it's a pretty stupid way to get us to separate but simply it's a really dumb way to want to bring attraction considering there are many couples out there that have a way much bigger age difference. 

After a while of looking at the cover I'm taken out of my gaze when the cashier asks me if I found everything that I wanted and if this was all for today. I politely answered yes to all questions. 

Minutes later

I get in my car, I turn the ignition on and begin to drive. As I make my way home I find myself dwelling even more on the topic.  

Stop Ellen! Don't let that type of energy in. Portia loves you. It's for a fact.

But then again she wasted her life for me why would she do something like that? She could have found someone who looks better and is much younger. Somebody her age. Somebody who has the energy to still do many things. Someone who isn't always working. Sometimes I don't even think I take on my role as her wife. There are times during the season where I just come home late, and not because I want to but because I have to. I pull up in our drive way.

"Hey love! Did you find everything?" She asks wrapping her arms around me and kissing me on the lips. I didn't move. She's so amazing. She needs someone that isn't half way dead like me. I have one foot outside my grave and one foot inside, but she, she has both outside. Her time isn't even nearly done. She so young.

"Hey. Yup." I responded dully. I saw her stare at me in confusion. 

"Are you okay?"

"Totally!" I said sarcastically. She's not stupid. She caught up. She knew I was lying.

"Let's go eat shall we!" I cheered. We sat down and began to eat. I wasn't hungry so I just picked at the food here and there.

"So how was work? Everything okay?" She asked calmly.

"It was good, yeah everything is fine." Fuck I said fine.

"I meant good, alright, okay. You know like always."

"No it's not. Do you not remember I'm your wife. El I know you like the palm of my hand. You can't lie to me. Tell me what's wrong?"

I hesitate to tell her. So we sit there for like five minutes without speaking. I can tell she's frustrated now so she got up and went off to the bed room.

"Fuck. I'm stupid for making a big deal out of this, but c'mon she has left a part of her life she could be living for me."

I went to the bed room after her.

She was laying down with our cats begging for her attention. I stood in the door way admiring her. I walked in and sat beside her caressing the next with her.

"Porsche... I'm sorry for my attitude." I mentioned. She didn't say anything back.

"I trust you. You know that right? It's just. It's stupid. I don't want to bother you with things that aren't of importance."

"If they weren't important then they wouldn't be bothering you don't you think? Just tell me Ellen. I won't get upset."

"Okay fine."

"So I was at the grocery store in the checkout area when I came across a magazine, and before you even say anything. I know I shouldn't let that type of energy in but it just got to me. I didn't even know it had. A magazine was talking about our age difference and how you had wasted your youth with me."

"Then when I was driving home I started to analyze what they said, and truth is Porsche they are right. You could be with someone younger someone your age. Who is willing to do what you want. Who doesn't work as much. Someone that is at your level."

"I hadn't known that simple article had effected me until I came home." I finalized.

"First of all, fuck what they have to say about age difference it's just a number there are many couples with a longer span. Second of all I didn't waste anything with you. Spending time with you isn't a waste. It's an honor baby." She told me holding my face with her hand.

"Third of all, I could be with someone younger and all but I only want to be with you. The day I finally realized I loved you and I wanted to be with you for the rest of my life that day I didn't care what anybody had to say. I only want you. I could careless about how old you are if your taller or if I am, or who wore it better. In between all those things you are the only person I care about." She paused then continued.

"Without you my life wouldn't make any sense. Without you I wouldn't be how I am today. Without you I wound the me. You're my everything and anything. So don't even think for a second I don't love you or whatever it is you were going to do with this. I love you Ellen Degeneres. I'll do anything to prove it." She kissed with an emotion I that made me feel home. Like nobody or anything could hurt me. I felt safe.

"Okay?" She asked.

"Okay." I answered

Please

Anon-Would you write something of Portia getting sick but she doesn't want to go to hospital because she hates hospital and Ellen tries to convince her to go. Thanks a lot

Portia (pov) 

It's two in the morning and I'm not feeling well at all. Ellen is in deep slumber and I'm just here looking up at the celling hoping for her to wake up or something. I don't want to bother her knowing she has to film today. I want her to get all the sleep that is possible. I have a mix of everything. The top of my stomach hurts and I feel like throwing up at times. I have cold sweats. I don't know why? I was perfectly good yesterday it all started when we were getting ready to go to bed. Ellen knew something was wrong but I told her I was okay. 

Two hours later

I wake up to a rush coming up my throat. I take the covers off of me and run to the bathroom. I pull the toilet seat up and begin to pour my self out. Right when I think I'm done and I lean against the wall I get another rush. 

Ellen (pov)

I wake up to the noise of someone throwing up. As an instinct I rush to the bathroom and see the most heartbreaking sight. I kneel down next to Port. I rub her back trying to ease the pain.

"Let all out sweetheart." After a couple of minutes she finally leans against the wall. I make my way to her and I hug her. 

"I feel terrible."

"C'mon" I tell her pulling her up. While she brushes her teeth I'm feeling up the tub with just the right temperature. I tell her to take a seat next to the tub as I dash to the closet and pull a brand new shower robe that has her initials on it. I sprint to the kitchen to get her some water and a pill to ease the pain she's described to me.

I get to the bathroom and quickly put on her favorite scent of candles and some suds to the water. I help her undress. I hold her hand to give her support while she moves her way in the tub. I rub her neck trying to make her feel more comfortable and relaxed. I give her the pill and make her drink all of the water.  I peck her on the lips.

"Don't worry baby it'll get better. I promise." I say kissing her once again.

"Thank you love, I don't know what it'd do without you. I defiantly don't want to find out either." We both smile at each other. 

"What do you say if we get you out  the tub and into the bed?" 

"Mhhmm." She moaned. I dried her up and helped her put the bath robe on. I laid down on the bed with her all cuddled up making sure she was warm. I had about an hour left of sleep until the alarm want off, but I'm not sure I want to go to work with her like this. 

We fell asleep for what seemed like seconds after she got back up to throw up, but it was a good 30 minutes.

 I got up to be by her side to comfort her. That is my job. To comfort my wife. I promised to for the rest of my life. I kneeled down with her once again soothing her back.

 I didn't like this at all.

 I got up to get my phone so I could call Andy.I also turned the alarm off. I'm not going to work. I headed back to the bathroom and leaned down next to the wall besides the toilet next Porshe. 

"Hey Ellen! What's up? Everything okay?"

"Hey Andy! No nothing is okay." I say looking to see Portia still hugging the toilet."I'm not going to work today."

"El don't wor-" then she was cut off.

"Ok, may I ask why?"

"Portia has been sick and I don't want to go to work with her like this, so find someone to do the show or just put a rerun. I don't know you'll know what to do." I explain.

"Aww man say hey to her and tell her to get well. No worries El. Take care of Portia, comfort her. I'll handle work."

"Thanks Andy. Talk to you later."

"No problem El that's what I'm here for see ya soon." I hang up the phone. She finishes and brushes her teeth once again. 

"Ellen don't worry. Got to work I'll be fine." I stand up.

"No. It's not in discussion Porsche. I'm staying her by your side. Work can wait. Your always first on my list." I tell her grabbing her hand.I walk her back to bed. 

"Portia, I think we should go to the hospital to see what's wrong?" I ask gently because I know how much she hates hospitals. I do too, but I rather take her right now. I'll do anything so she won't have to go through this.

"No, I don't want to. You know how much I hate hospitals besides it's probably just a bug."

"Please, let's just make sure it is a bug then and nothing serious." I beg kissing the back of her hands.

"Please, El I don't want to."

"Do it for me love. I'll be by your side at all times. I'll feel much safer if you do plus it breaks my heart to see you in pain."

"I don't know."

"Look if we go they'll give you something to alleviate it, and since I don't have work we can go out and do fun stuff together, or just stay here at home in peace together  watching movies all day cuddled up on the couch." I see her smile come along from the corner of her mouth. I think I know what to say for her to say yes.

"Or maybe. Just maybe. We could lay in bed all day and do the things that you and I love so much." I smirk bringing my hand to the inside of her thigh. She brings my face up to hers and kisses me. 

"Okay fine you've convinced me let's go."

"Yes!" I exclaim."I know how to get you to do things Porsche." She hits me playfully. I love to see her smiling and laughing.

"Okay. Mrs. Know it all."

"Wouldn't that make you Mrs. Know it all too?" I ask grabbing her by the hips.

"Whatever Degeneres."

"I thought so De Rossi" I respond back and hit her in the butt when she turns around making her way to the closet to change.

"Hey! Don't stay in the closet to long" I shout smiling.

"It's quite impossible to considering I'm married to Ellen Degeneres" she replies poking her ring finger out.

"Mmmmm, you're actually right on that one Degeneres."

"Like always not just that one."

"Okay, whatever you say. Like I've said it's good to give yourself props but I think you've over done it a bit, but I still love you." She stands out with a sarcastic smile. We both end up laughing at each other. My love for her is beyond the comprehension of myself. 

You got me

Anon-could you write one shot of ellen trying to scare portia but accidentally make portia fall over and hurt herself. ellen freak out and portia scare her back by pretending she's really hurt... thanks.

•No problem it was a pleasure ;)

Ellen (pov)

Today I was released early from work  and I know for a fact Portia isn't home yet from work either, so I have a great idea. She once said I never scare her, and ever since then I have been, but it's been quite a while ever since I have so today is a perfect day to.

 As I gather my things from my office to make my way home I get a message. When I notice from whom it is I smile like an idiot, like always of course. There isn't a moment in which she doesn't make me smile even when I'm at my worst moments or I feel terrible she's always there to make me feel better.

Portia: Hey baby! How's everything coming along? 😘😘

I'm not going to tell her I'm leaving earlier today.

Me: Hey darling! Everything is going good, but you've just made it better 😘😉. What about you?

Portia: Aww thank you babe ☺️. It's good so far I've actually just been released so I'm going to make my way home

I may as well just tell her.

Me: That's great! I've actually just been released a few minutes ago too so I'll be home in a few

Portia: Wow 😱. Early today huh? 😜

Me: Yeah 😑 lol I'll see you later 😘 drive safe 

Portia: 😂 you too ❤️

 

Minutes later

As I park the car in the drive way I notice she hasn't arrived yet. Once I get in the house I begin to brainstorm on my ideas. Should I scare her now or wait until later. I think I'll wait. About two minutes go by when I hear her car come to a stop and I hear the engine go off. I sit on the couch and turn on the tv. I hear the door open and she calls out.

"Honey I'm home!"

"Living room" I shout back.

From the corner of my eye I see her turn from the corner making her way to the couch, but I act as if I'm to concentrated on whatever it is that I'm watching. She takes a seat next to me.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so tired" she groans taking her shoes off and coming up to kiss me after a long day without her. She lays down and rest her head on my lap.

"Why is that?" I ask playing with her hair.

"I had plenty of filming for the new Netflix series" she explains closing here eyes. I can tell all she wants to do is go to sleep, and I can't blame her.

"I bet, want to go to bed instead?"

"I'll go anywhere you'll go."

"C'mon then" she sits up and I stand up. I pull her by the arm and we both walk up to the bedroom hand in hand.  We lay down in bed. I hold her in my arms until we both fall asleep.

Hours later

I wake up first and it's already 7:30 so decided to order some found considering Portia is still asleep and I can't cook at all. The food gets right on time because when I'm handing the money to the delivery girl Portia comes down the stairs. I didn't notice her until I was setting the table and she came behind me hugging me from the back. I turn around so I face her. I set my chin on the crook of her neck and take in her scent. We away from left to right. 

"Mmmmm, I would stay like this forever." I moan in her ear.

"I would too, but the scent of the food is starting to tug at my stomach." We both laugh at what she said.

We take a seat and eat. We talk about our day and everything that's on our mind like the upcoming of our vacation and all. When were done she offers to clean the table since I set it up. I take this as the chance to scare her. I went to our bedroom and get the scariest mask I have. I see her scan through the cabinets. I bend down right behind her. 

"Boo!" I shout. I laugh hysterically to the point were my stomach starts to hurt really bad. When I scared her she jumped up and hit her head.

Portia (pov)

"Oh my gosh!" I shout." That's not funny" I say turning around hitting her on the shoulder. What if I act like I'm seriously injured? Why not? It'd be a good way to get back. After all it's a great way to put my acting skill in practice. I start to rub my head and moan at the pain. When she noticed me she went from laughing to a serious face in seconds. 

"Babe are you okay?" I saw her face go to a pale color.

"Uh-um, my head hurts really bad." She grabs me by the face and starts to kiss me all over my face continuously.

"I'm so sorry love" she says with panic in her voice.

"I'm such an idiot, please forgive me. I promise I won't do it again. Ugh! I'm such a fucking dumbass!" She exclaims with pain in her voice. I actually start to feel bad so I instantly quit the prank on the her. So I hug her and place my chin on the crook of her neck and press her head closer to mine.

"I'm just kidding babe" I whisper in her ear. She pulls back and smiles.

"You defiantly got me this time, you scared the life out of me!" I kiss her lurking a little longer and withdraw.

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to see your reaction." I breathed on her lips.

"I'm sorry, I promise I'll be careful next time, but I don't know about not scaring you anymore." She murmurs with a smirk on her face. I chuckle and hold her for what seems like hours. 

"I like this."

"I love it." She joins. 

You'll be mine

Synopsis: Anon- hello would you please write a fanfic of ellen and portia had a one night stand after a party when they are both drunk and after that ellen developed a strong feeling for portia and decided to go out of her way to pursue her but portia is very private person and try to ignore ellen but unsuccessfully and they end up together. thanks

Ellen(pov)

I was sitting in my office looking over paperwork for the upcoming monologues for my season 4 shows. 4 season of my talk show. As I was focused on my work, I hear a knock at my door.

"Come in" I look up and realize it's my brother Vance.

"Hey Vance!" I greet by getting up and giving him a bear hug and a kiss on the cheek.

"Hey El! How have you been?"

"I've been great! What about you?"

"I'm good, I see your show is coming fairly well"

"Yes! Four seasons already!"

"And more to come" he adds.

"Take a seat" I say

"Thanks, anyway I came by to see how my sister was doing but also because I want us to have a little brother to sister time."

"Man... As much as I would love I have plenty of work to get done."

"Oh no, it wasn't a question it was a statement. You and I will go get a drink, dance meet girls and have an amazing night. Besides everybody left and your the only one here which means technically you are out of work.."

"I know but still I need to review this how about we go next week.."

"Nope. Oh come on El it's Friday! Let's have some fun! Who knows and you meet a good girl or not so good if you know what I mean" he suggest by winking at me.

"Fine you win!"

"Great! You'll see you'll have the night of your life! I can't wait" I chuckle at his excitement. We get into my Bentley and drive to "Grande" like always on a Friday night it's packed, but since the owner knows me we get right in as soon as we're spotted. We take a seat in the third floor or known as the VIP floor. We have a view out to the city and the second floor along with the first. We take a seat on a stool amongst the side of the bar. 

"Hey guys!" Jimmy exclaims.

"Hey!" We shout in unison.

"How have you two been?"

"Great, what about you?" I say.

"Good" he responds.

"So what can I get you two to drink tonight?" Jimmy asked while wiping the inside of a glass cup.

"We'll take a bottle of the strongest alcohol you have with the largest shots you have." My brother instructs him.

"Of course! On the way!" He continues getting drinks for other people and quickly comes back with what we ordered.

"Here ya go" he pours the liquor in shots.

"Enjoy, have funny you two! Remember don't do anything stupid and use protection!" He advises. I can't help but laugh at the things he says.

As people begin to come in and the room becomes crowded a bit. I catch a glimpse of by far the most gorgeous and sexiest women I've seen. I see her looking back at me. When we catch our selves in gaze she quickly turns around and begins taking with her friends once again.

"Vance, you see that girl over there?" I tell Vance discretely motioning to him who I am talking about.

"Oh, yeah... She looks wonderful. Doesn't she?" He smirks.

"Indeed she is. I plan to take her home tonight." I say while looking at her. I know she notices my eyes on her that's why she doesn't want to look over her shoulder, but it's okay. I'll show her what she's missing out on.

"Let's just hope we're both sober enough to even know our names." He is right. I'm starting to get a bit fuzzy already. I start to feel that extra pump I get after I drink. I stop drinking, but right after five minutes Andy walks in along with Mary and Lauren. Oh Jesus! 

"Hey El!" The shout at the top of their lungs.

"Hey guys!" I shout back. We hug and greet each other. Before I know it I see a barrel of beer rolling in. Fuck. When everybody recognizes that I'm here things could get any worse but they did. Someone pulls out a cord that attaches to the opening of the barrel. I'm stuck in the middle of this huge circle with this cord in my hand. What do I do?Andy and Vance come behind me and flip me over with my head hanging above the ground. Lauren comes and puts the cord in my mouth. The last person I saw was her when I shut my eyes and began drinking as much as I could. When the brought me down. Everything was moving to fast. I took a couple of steps toward her when I collapsed below her right on her feet. She was wearing a nice tight red dress with golden accessories and some heels. When I attempted to get up I got a glimpse of her underwear. Black. I thought everybody was looking at me be an idiot, but everybody was looking at Lauren get drunk off of her head. I must admit she's great at that. She's usually the own I like to go party with because she has no problem of drinking a bit more than you possibly could. 

"What do you think? She whispered to me in my ear in that sexy voice of hers. God her voice is enough to make me want to keep her. 

"How about you demonstrate it to me in a more physically manner than verbal?" She asks tugging on the collar of my shirt. I grab her by the hand and manage to walk to the car. Shit. I unlock the car and open the door for her. I run back to my side but regret it half way because I slip and fall to the ground. Fuck my arm. I get a grip of the hood of the car and get up. I see her laughing at me. I'll do anything for that smile for sure. 

"Ellen!" I see my brother running towards me but I see him stop at a halt when he sees a figure in the passenger seat. He throws a thumbs up and heads back in. Then I turn around and see her in the drivers seat.

"What are you doing?" I ask while outside. 

"Give me the keys, you're drunk." I see her mouth. I go in and give her the keys she starts the car and with the help of my partial guiding we get to my house.

 She parks the car and we both dash to the entrance. I fumble around with the keys when I finally open the door. We walk in and it's instant passion. I grab her by the back of her neck and kiss her. I feel her tongue swirling in my mouth. She takes her heels off without separating or lips. I grab her by the waist and she wraps her legs around my waist. I walk to the dinning table and scan my hand on the surface so whatever is in my way I knock down. I lay her on the table and she begins to unbutton my shirt as I take her dress off. I see her nipples harden at the touch of the cold surface. I run my hands through all of her body attempting to memorize her figure. I feel her trying to switch the game on me, but I pin her down. I see her biting her lip under the moon light that shines throw the back glass door.  I go down on her while our fingers are interlaced I take this moment in as if I was witnessing a beautiful landscaping. As I work my magic on her she's breathing hard and tightening her grip on my fingers. She pushes her hips to my face trying to get more. I look into her eyes.

"Ugh! I'm going to-" I clean her up and grab her by the face giving her a kiss to top it off.

"That was amazing"I hear her exclaim. I intend to have her sleep her for the night but she gets off the table puts on her dress and heels gathers the rest of her things.

"Wait aren't you going to stay?" I ask standing up putting my shirt on.

"No of course not, and let's not make this anymore difficult Ellen. Oh and by the way I'm Portia. Portia De Rossi." She says pecking me on the lips. "Look Ellen it is what it is, it's just a one night stand. I don't intend to have you cuddle me."

"I guess, if you say so" I continue."At least give me your number."

"Okay here" she says taking her card out from her wallet and handing it to me."But if you want to ever reunite it'll only be for pleasuring purposes only and nothing else." She adds, " I have someone that does the other sweet stuff with me"

"Well then I think I better get going."

"I'll take you to your destination."

"I'm good, I'll just call a friend to pick me up." I escort her to the door. We kiss a final time and she walks to the gate. She didn't give me an excuse to find out where she lives for further purposes. Damn it.

Weeks Later